I wish I had been there

At the beginning of time

To stop you blowing yourself up

And producing all of these worlds

Full of beings

Who think they’re intelligent

But start wars without a cause

Filled with misery

You should have thought of a plan

Before your Big-Bang

Sending us into a relativity confusion

Of black holes

Denying the rules of physics

Where not even light can escape

Let alone our molecules

Of carbon life

Are you open or closed

Either way we’ll face a bad end

In a few billion years

Where we’ll either freeze or get crunched

Back to a pulp

If mathematic calculations

Prove to be right

And we’re heading towards

A catastrophic climax

Worse than many black holes

Or countless illegal wars

Invented by our leaders

AMEN